[miketardis]

I use this line from SWITCHBLADE SISTERS whenever possible (and appropriate):

"Everything was lousy! You were lousy! The whole gang was lousy!"

Others I tend to spout:

"This ain't no squirrelly amateur. This is the work of a salty dog."
(KILL BILL VOL. 1)

"If I had met you forty years ago, you would have been my Number One lady." (KILL BILL VOL. 2)

"My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention." (BLAZING SADDLES)

"Little bastard shot me in the ass." (BLAZING SADDLES)

"I've broke my back once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could still beat the hell out of you." (THE COWBOYS)

"While I have the inclination, the maturity, and the wherewithal...unfortunately, I don't have the time." (THE COWBOYS)

"See if you can guess what I am now?" (ANIMAL HOUSE)

"Holy shit!" (ANIMAL HOUSE)

"May I have 10,000 marbles please?" (ANIMAL HOUSE)

"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me." (ANIMAL HOUSE)

"I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace." (EASY RIDER)

"Here's the first of the day, fellas!" (EASY RIDER)

"No I want you to #$!! it. &*@!, yeah, pour the *(&^%! beer!" (BLUE VELVET)

[Darth Slater]

Almost everything from Breakfast Club comes up once and a while in my vernacular

but after running out a triple while playing baseball **everybody waits for my infamous "and I thought they smelt bad on the outside Uhhhhhh" comment fro TESB

whenever I want to leave to go out I say "lets plow"- from pretty in pink

there are so many things that i use its funny...

[JZ1276]

This Boy's life, Assasins, Waynegrow from Heat, and pretty much everything Livia Soprano says in the Sopranos

[true]

I throw in a "Jub jub" randomly here and there like I have Tourettes

[saq428]

'Your father was a hamster, and your mother stinks of elderberries,"
"Hello Cleveland"
"This goes to 11"

[Darth Slater]

lately i have been quoting SUPERBAD a lot...

because i want to be the iron chef of VAG!!!

[gbk33]

Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips please.

-John Candy in The Blues Brothers

[movieman]

"You talkin' to me"
"what we got here is a failure to communicate"

[Darth Slater]

we came we saw we kicked there ass (we used to say this at all baseball games)

[blargy]

"Don't judge me monkey" - Grandma's Boy

^^ useful in most situations, just make sure the "ethnicity" of the person you are talking to won't be offensive :O