[miketardis]

CORPSES (2004)
The combination of me, On Demand and the listing of a Jeff Fahey movie did not bode well last week. To be honest, I only made it 20 minutes in before hitting the "stop" button. But I want to throw this out here as a warning to EVERYONE! Do not watch this movie. It is so bad and poorly done that I actually couldn't believe Fahey was in it. And brother has he been in some bottom of the barrel garbage before. The sad thing is director Rolfe Kanefsky made a film I thought was pretty darn good (the spoof THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE). This one, about a mortician who re-animates the dead (with dayglo fluid, ugh), is about as bad as it gets with lousy make-up, flat as a board camera work and terrible acting. Like I said, DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!