[Paper Pills]

i'm sure all of this is mere conjecture. noodle probably stayed and home, jerked off with his left hand and had a guiness.

[Darth Slater]

or got drunk, jerked off the guiness and tried to drink his dick..

[Paper Pills]

^ is right...< was confused.

[donobieus]

Havent been that drunk in a long time. lol

drink my dick, geez.

[Darth Slater]

hey if i could drink my dick i would never leave the house...

(which is odd, because i would not suck a dick, but if i could suck my own, i probably would... ** i think most guys would, but would never admit it)

[Paper Pills]

darth hunched over with his own dick in his mouth. mrs. muffin would need alot of therapy to stop laughing after she found you like that. how are you going to get something that small all the way up to your mouth.

you aren't a midget are you? ARE YOU????

[RickT]

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"